12th
Naomi Campbell: Hardly a Yummy Mummy … Unless
Alexa here. Don’t be deceived. There’s nothing maternal about the woman … unless she’s playing dressup.
Naomi Campbell is one of the original Warrior Princesses. She still is and, most likely, always will be tough as nails.
I suspect she flicks a mean whip on occasion … for the right guy, that is. Oh, please. What am I saying. Naomi has a thing for maids … groveling people of any kind.
Having just written the typical Naomi Campbell blast, let me say that the woman has an incredibly fatabulous body. I will never forget the night she sashayed down the runway in her custom-made, slitheringly elegant, black Chantal Thomass gown … hand-carried by moi straight from Paris.
Of course, Naomi owned the night … stopping to turn in front of a global gallery of rock-hard camera men, then seductively aiming her gorgeous derriere — encased in a heart-shaped cascade of red, silk roses — bullseye into the camera lens.
Ahhh … pure perfection.
